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Sheeeiiit Pardner,
You mean to tell me that you'se gunna ride dat there pool
and not put any water innit?
What the hell
are you'se thinkin, it sho is dern hawt out here and Donald
and youse boys are hootin n hollering and having a gay
ol' time drinkin Pabst and sweatin and you are tellin
me that you dont wanna fill da pool?
| I mean Jesus Q Christ! That
Keith is like 40 and he shouldn't be riding in no
hole like that! At least he's got them safety skidders
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Now looky here, this boy is
grinding the ittle end without none of dem skidders.
How the heck can you boys get up on that ledge without
a ramp? He sho is good. |
| I swear i can't take dis heat.
You boys mind if i grab one of dem barley pops? Mmmm,
Pabst sho is my fav-o-rite. Who's that now? Bawbcat?
Does he drive a dozer or sumthin? |
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You folks sure got me, i dunno
why yer here especially in Donald and all, I'm here cuz
my truck broke down on the way to the Butteville Gun and
Rifle auction and i'm waiting for my cuzin ta come up
from Corvallis to gimme a hand. Damn Fords.
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Whys that man called Gar?
He don't got none of them safety skidders on either.
He's gunna get hurt or something.. wait i think i
got some of them pads in the back o' my truk... nah,
i guess i left them on maynards roof last week, damn. |
| That's it. it's gettin near
sundown and i gotta bolt. This town is crazz-eee.
You boys are sumpthin else.. but wait, why you gotta
show me your bum? I ain't like that i swear! Good
thing your buddy Donovan can make it over them stairs..
that would hurt if he didn't. Probably break his neck!
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Well see ya'll and thanks for them barley pops. Your
name was Max again, right? Nice meetin y'all. I hope
to see you again and maybe you'll take a moment to fill
up that pool instead o' tryin to break your necks.
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