Mullets: aka Ape Drapes, Bi-levels, Billy Ray Cyris, Mud Flaps, Bridge n' Tunnels, Kentucky Waterfall, Schlongs, Sphelbies, 10-90's, etc.

Whatever you call it, they are a part of American culture and society that just won't go away. Several years ago, I wrote an essay of Heavy Metal & hair in Sleestak 6, and now it seems years later that mullet-watching is quite the rage. Fortunately, being a fan of white trash events, I can mingle with mullets and they feel safe around me. That's where my picture taking skills come in. You see, most mullets are timid, frightened creatures and only travel around in packs, usually to a beer store or sporting event, or maybe even to get parts for their Camaro's / Trans Ams'. If you initiate a conversation with one, it usually should start with a compliment like: "nice hair", or "dude, do you know where the local titty bar is?", or even "Hey man, i saw you at Sabbath, rock on brah!".

Mullets are fascinating. Watching, hanging out with, or just catching a glimpse of a nice mullet is well worth telling your friends, family, and maybe offspring about. This article will attempt to not only set a history of mullets, but also define mullet types and styles, what to do when confronted by one, and some further links on the world of mullets.